When I have no words and wish the world would just implode already, I lay down on the floor and dream special dreams of what life was like before the AOL version 1.0 floppy disc came in the mail and I wonderingly installed in onto my refrigerator of a computer. Before I discovered that I could be whomever I wanted to be online (a man, woman, young teen, dog breeder, dermatologist..) and no one could judge me for hanging out in lesbian chat rooms.
A sudden burst of language and obscene voyeurism birthed itself onto my simple and uncomplicated being and I will never again be that person who once had a great story to tell or crazed conversation begging to be spoke. If I had a bigger foot I would dropkick my computer into the microwave and time travel myself to a time when dicks could talk to assholes and assholes could be with bitches without ten other cocksuckers judging their every move. Where being nosy was necessary to knowing what the fuck was going on and people hid their feelings from each other.
So if you need me ill be at the bathes, bathing.