“It’s the first time together and I’m feeling kinda horny, conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me, I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off, blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft”
Its been a while since I busted out the mic, well since I went to prison for the Superbowl thing…still haven’t spoken to those guys… Think they’re afraid of me. Anyways I got an offer to go on tour and took it up. Sounded nice, three weeks of touring, free soda, a chance to meet some nice young fans. Try out some new outfits…sign some stuff. Ho hum. I became so bored. I wish Shaquila didn’t get lost on Gaucho island. My fondest memory was of my show in Rwanda. I sang a bunch of LL’s songs, which was perfect because the cassette “Mr. Smith” just washed up here the other day, so the locals sang along with me..SO nuts! Rwanda is sooo 1995. Anyways, my dear fans were so excited to show their gratitude they went out of their way to cook dinner for me, which was very pleasant. I’m surprised that even without the internet they were able to find out my favorite dish, giant alligator stuffed with soda cans. Im blushing.